Just because this Laguna Beach alum was being honored with a Comeback of the Year award didn't meant she had to try to make Madonna's cone bra come back. And the 3.1 Phillip Lim zippers? Done and done. And done.

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The reality star recently got a DUI (an actual one!) and now she's joining the no-pants brigade. Girlfriend better keep her legs crossed. No one wants to see her Britney!

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The actress once helped raise $1 million in five minutes for mosquito nets in Tanzania. Apparently, she kept some of the mesh herself to make this awful number. The look totally needs to be recalled! 

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Good heavens! This TV surgeon looks like she just stepped off the Mayflower. We're excited for Turkey Day, too, but we're not about to dress like a friggin' Pilgrim. This fashion emergency needs to be sent to the OR—STAT!

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A corset over a wrinkled tee?! It's no wonder the notorious party girl's runway designs bombed. We don't care what anyone says, being forced to see the trainwreck's consistently bad outfits hurts way worse than Labor Pains! 

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We bet the Academy Award-winning actress's beau and Dead Man Walking director was wondering where the heck his satin pajamas went!

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This. is. just. bad. The mismatched, multicolored mess takes us back to when our moms would let us dress ourselves as little girls. Definitely a look we want thrown to the wolves!

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The weird draping on this actress's blouse made us flash back to when Drew Barrymore and her sagging breasts made an appearance at the 2006 Golden Globes. We can't be too sure that the White Men Can't Jump star wasn't wearing a bra, but if it's true, this Boricua better not have jumped, hopped or skipped in her outfit. Gravity is a cruel, cruel thing!

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If she hadn't been so preoccupied with the end of the world and all, maybe this actress would've thought twice about wearing such a tacky dress. The wide skirt and extra frill didn't flatter the otherwise svelte starlet one bit.

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The Queen Bee traded in the purple pasties for a chained brassiere at the MTV Europe Music Awards. It looks like someone used her five-finger discount on the video set of "Lady Marmalade."

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The powerhouse singer shamelessly showed off her ta-tas—and tummy roll—on the set of her new music video. It'll be one sweet day when the diva decides to wear a swimsuit that actually fits her!

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This pop icon may be a good judge of musical talent, but her decision to wear these high-waisted leather pants was straight-up ridiculous.

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The musical queen may have ascended fashion's ranks in recent years, but she's so going down with this peek-a-boob catastrophe.

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Only a little girl, a punk rock princess or Carrie Bradshaw can pull off a skirt like this. The Love Actually star does not fall under any of those categories.

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Just 'cause her TV hubby can get away with murder, doesn't mean we're going to let this fashion disaster slide. We dig the sexy bustier dress, but pairing it with thigh-high boots is too streetwalker for our tastes.

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